What a surprise, the company that has been proven to sway the course of elections for profit might well do it again!

They’re pushing the limits of this simulation to see how much bullshit we can tolerate. Turns out it’s a LOT.

Oh I totally get that. But where there’s mayo, there’s no need for butter. And if you slightly toast the bread first it will mostly hold off the sogginess. And it’s only really a problem with basic sliced bread, some nice crusty or dense grainy bread will often hold up anyway.

To me, it’s the equivalent of something like deep frying bacon. Probably still delicious but not really necessary.

I would like to get behind To’s, but it’s a bit too similar to toes. I like the idea of toes in my sandwiches less than butter.

I already tagged you as “butter sandwich maniac” from this thread, but I’m happy you mentioned cheese and onion, so I have to update that.

I’m excited to see this. I also got the feeling it was a loaded question because there a a ton of classics not represented: bacon butties, chip butties, cheese and onion, ham and mustard, sausage, baked bean toasties, cucumber, jam, peanut butter. I guess they could be lower ranking but I doubt that about the first few at least.

My parents put butter on sandwiches that really don’t need it and it drives me mad. Looks like I’m in the minority.

Out of all of the sandwiches on that list, they all already have some moisture without the need for butter:

• BLT – Bacon grease/tomato juice & lettuce is mostly water
• Chicken salad – usually means slathered in mayo
• Tuna mayonnaise – mayonnaise & tuna is usually wet to begin with
• Fish finger –ketchup (maybe also mayonnaise), or just malt vinegar
• Cheese and pickle – if dry, you were stingy with the pickle
• Egg and cress – just a wet mess already
• Coronation chicken – in its own curry/creamy/mayo sauce
• Prawn mayonnaise – mayonnaise
• Smoked salmon and cream cheese – cream cheese
• Beef and horseradish – horseradish

85% of people literally can’t enjoy a sandwich without butter? A nation of psychopaths.

Only the US is allowed to ruin elections.