…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?

“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”

"Huston, we have a problem… "

…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…

I hope they sue…

Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.

Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.

Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…

Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?

Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!

Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!

I would require a wet T shirt contest to really see and compare.

Nah, it hasn’t changed. It’s garbage.

Excellent!

With pacbell’s interwebs, you get 30 email addresses, and a free subscription to Yahoo’s front page!!! Hurry!

Like Boeing’s CEO making 300 million… imagine 300 people who worked their ass off could make million. Or 1500 hard workers could be making 200k. But nah, let’s just drag these huge bags of money into this one asshole’s account. Oh there were a couple of crashes right? 👍 Our thoughts and prayers 🙏. But not our money wagons.

And wear a sexy mustache?

I got my fried shoes but no ketchup!

Yeah the best jobs are all about doing something you like. The moment you stop caring much about being employed there, quality drops and your own reputation is on the line. It’s much better to do what you love. Getting paid 🤪 for it, that’s my wife’s job. She pushed me in the negotiation phase to the point where I was so uncomfortable. But now I feel like that was ok based on the change I brought to others in the company. My pay bump raised the pay for several others. But anyway, do what you love and get paid doing it, like Chris Rock said once…or twice while getting paid to say it.

Why? I got a way better job that I like and it has no end in sight. I could retire on this one. Maybe.

I made the right choice back in 2019 when they were recruiting optimechanics experts. It’s a dumb idea.

Because we don’t have to teach the idiots using apple products anything useful regarding computing. Their computer just sort of works.

But people don’t just know code when you ask them. The llms fo because they got trained on that code. It’s robotic in nature, not a natural reaction yet.

It does great at Python programming… everything it tries is wrong until I try and I tell tell it to do it again.