I’m not triggered by any of this. I’m not sure why my thinking the question is inane would count as “being triggered”.
Upvotes does not necessarily mean people agree with OP’s stance.
It should mean they think it’s a useful/interesting question and I think it very much is not. It’s just someone whining that it doesn’t look like something they’re used to and a bunch of very patient people generously leading them through the very basics of the language that’s well covered in many introductory tutorials - as such it makes it all a waste of time and worthy of being buried.
What about a lightweight variant like Lubuntu or Xubuntu? 4Gb should be usable for a lot of things.