Yeah, the early primaries really do benefit establishment democrats, and it seemingly painted a damning picture for Bernie. I think if we had synchronized primaries, this benefit would be much smaller and Bernie would’ve had a significant shot.

COPD fucking sucks, my dude. Living longer isn’t the goal, living comfortably is and being unable to breathe all the time is the worst.

But that’s not British, that’s Indian. See, even your good food can’t be attributed to you. This is joke, meant to be silly.

Oh yeah, for sure. We make straight poison, cram as much fucking sugar in it as legally allowed, and make people addicted to it.

Yeah, we’re held hostage by the corn lobby. Good comeback (that’s not sarcasm, I mean it, just neurodivergent). But ironically, not true. It’s brown sugar, baby. And bacon. (Not that I eat the bacon ones, vegetarian)

You consume the blandest baked beans on the planet. That was already too far.

Y’all conquered the world for spices, but that was clearly just for capital, since you don’t use them for anything. I thought white people food in America was bland, y’all exist on an entirely different level.

(I went to London once and the beans were awful. This is the end of my grievances for today)

American baked beans are flavored with actual flavors. Not a hint of tomato and overwhelming blandness.

And no, even though we make them better, they’re not more popular here.

Or lock yourself inside a safe with only a snorkel and several whippets.

The future is owned by Veridian Dynamics

https://youtu.be/UMip2MWgf4c?si=jrtnDPeikSD5C0cc

An individual solution, for sure. But unless you get a large plurality to join in, it won’t change the landscape that we have.