The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
That’s the spirit!