So far I haven’t discovered any famous person in my tree so the most famous one must be my grandpa who was a principal in multiple schools in my hometown and helped to found them after WW2.

Yeah, well maybe you should put this into your graph as a choice. You might not like it but Ubuntu still has a major support for anything Linux related. Any manufacturer or software development - if they support Linux, there is a high chance that they mean basically Ubuntu, quite often they tested it just there. This is a HUGE advantage for any beginner.

Beginners don’t care about behind the curtain stuff, they just want things to work. And you might not like Canonical but Ubuntu does this

Nothing special or personal, back in early 00’s I was really into Heroes of Might and Magic 4. I liked the appearance of genie and efreet (looked basically the same). So when the time came to choose a nick name, the choice was clear since ‘genie’ is too generic.

The pic is also efreet from Heroes 4

Thank you, great question

Can someone list those piracy subscription services so we can avoid them as responsible citizens?

I had similar netbook like OP and was running Lubuntu for a very long time but afaik they dropped support for 32 bit architectures some time ago. I think 18.04 was the last 32 bit LTS? Not sure, I’d need to check it